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say what?
wanna hang out?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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