Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Randomize
