I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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