Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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