Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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