the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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