I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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