What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She swung at the pinata with crutches
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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