Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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