I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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