i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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