He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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