the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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