Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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