Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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