i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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