Christians are straight up FREAKS
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think im going to throw up on grandma
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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