It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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