Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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