make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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