the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
