To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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