margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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