No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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