He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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