I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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