I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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