I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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