It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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