ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Randomize