if you like me you must not know who I am
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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