Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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