it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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