Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
