I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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