HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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