So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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