Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
