i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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