I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
