Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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