Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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