She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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