Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
And then he peed in my hair
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