Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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