One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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