i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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