oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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