the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
