What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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