I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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