Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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