If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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