I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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