Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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